Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast”
In a shocking move that has rattled the media world, tech mogul and Twitter extraordinaire Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion show from CBS. Following…
Primanti Bros. Loses $50 Million and 10 Major Sponsors Amid Boycott: “They’re Toast”
In what can only be described as the ultimate sandwich scandal of the century, Primanti Bros., the beloved Pittsburgh-based eatery known for its famous fries-on-everything sandwiches, has…
Elon Musk Announces $5 Billion Endorsement Donation At Pennysylvania Rally, “This Feels Right”
In what can only be described as the most extravagant expression of political loyalty since the dawn of democracy, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has officially put…
Following Chiefs, Steelers Also Announce Boycott of Pride Nights: “It’s Purely Woke and Satanic”
In a shocking move that has sent fans, critics, and even Satanists into a tailspin, the Pittsburgh Steelers have announced their official boycott of Pride Nights, citing…
Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance Announces Boycott of ABC: “They’ve Lost It”
In the latest skirmish in the culture wars, Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance (NWAA) has announced an official boycott of ABC, declaring that the network has “completely…
Coca-Cola Ends Long-Term Partnership with Taylor Swift: “We Don’t Support Her Endorsement”
In a move that has shocked fans and fizzled out one of the most iconic partnerships in modern pop culture, Coca-Cola has officially ended its long-standing collaboration…
Taylor Swift Apologizes to Fans: ‘I Didn’t Know Endorsing Kamala Would Be Such a Buzzkill’
In a move that has left both Swifties and political junkies reeling, pop superstar Taylor Swift issued a public apology to her fans, admitting that she had…
Elon Musk Says: “Pride Flags Should Be Banned from Classrooms, Permanently!”
In a move that sent shockwaves through social media and the education sector alike, Elon Musk has ignited a fresh firestorm of controversy, declaring that Pride flags…