Elon Musk Reveals His Endorsement: “We Need a Red Wave Right Now”
In a move that has left political analysts scrambling and Twitter (sorry, X) on fire, Elon Musk—the world’s wealthiest space enthusiast, electric car magnate, and part-time flamethrower…
Demi Moore, 61, Appears to Be ‘Aging Backwards’ in Recent Pics – Aesthetics Doctor Weighs In
Demi Moore exercised and dieted rigorously while starring in her earlier movies. Now, she’s comfortable with her appearance, but occasional self-doubt slips in. Comparisons of her looks…
Primanti Bros. Loses $50 Million and 10 Major Sponsors Amid Boycott: “They’re Toast”
In what can only be described as the ultimate sandwich scandal of the century, Primanti Bros., the beloved Pittsburgh-based eatery known for its famous fries-on-everything sandwiches, has…
Jon Voight Turns Down $100 Million Sponsorship Deal from Primanti Bros: “They Went Woke”
In a truly bizarre twist of sandwich-related drama, Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight has made headlines for turning down an eye-popping $100 million sponsorship deal from Primanti…
Quaker Oats Faces Growing Backlash, Decides to Bring Back Aunt Jemima
In a move that has left consumers, cultural commentators, and breakfast enthusiasts baffled, Quaker Oats recently announced its plans to reverse its 2020 decision and bring back…
Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock Join Forces for ‘Woke is Whack’ Fall US Tour
In a twist that no one saw coming but everyone is talking about, two of America’s most unexpected cultural icons, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock, are joining…
Breaking: Riley Gaines Wins $50 Million Lawsuit Against NCAA for Unfair Medal Distribution, “A Victory Against Wokeness”
In a groundbreaking legal battle that has captivated the sports world, swimmer Riley Gaines has emerged victorious in her lawsuit against the NCAA. The $50 million settlement,…
“No Woke People Allowed Here”: Roseanne Barr Throws Robert Deniro Out Of Her Show
In a recent and unexpected twist within the entertainment industry, Roseanne Barr, a name synonymous with controversy and candidness, has made headlines again. This time, it’s for…