“We’re just doing our part to help them navigate,” quipped an airport spokesperson. “It can be overwhelming for a celebrity to decide which way to go, especially with the paparazzi flashing away. This makes it easier for them and the rest of us, too.”

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) confirmed that the signs will appear in major airports from Los Angeles to New York, ensuring no celebrity finds themselves “lost” in their quest for international departure.

True to form, the signs are designed to appeal to Hollywood’s love of fanfare. Featuring bright lights, airplane graphics, and even a mini red carpet leading toward departure gates, they’ll offer a memorable farewell. According to airport insiders, each sign reads, “Movie Stars Leaving the Country This Way – Bon Voyage!” and points clearly to the international terminal.

The idea originated after previous election cycles saw Hollywood icons threaten to move abroad. Though such declarations have rarely resulted in one-way tickets, airports are more than happy to add a touch of humor for this election season. “It’s all about giving the people what they want,” the spokesperson added. “And by people, we mean both the stars and the public who might enjoy watching them follow through.”

Some airports are even discussing possible “VIP-only” TSA lines for those claiming they’re “out of here for good.” “We’re ready for any influx,” said an official at LAX. “If even half of the celebrities who said they’d leave show up, we’re talking about the busiest day in our airport’s history.”

While some Hollywood stars are brushing off the signage as a harmless joke, others see it as a public dig at their freedom of speech. “Just because we express opinions doesn’t mean we’re actually booking flights,” complained an anonymous actor. “People don’t get that we’re talking about our hopes for the country, not making actual travel plans.”

Despite the backlash, a number of celebrities are having fun with the new signage. “Love it,” tweeted one well-known comedian. “Finally, someone’s helping me find my way! Now, if only they had one of those moving walkways directly to Canada.”

Fans, too, have taken to social media to share thoughts on the “Exit Strategy.” “This is comedy gold,” tweeted one fan. “I can’t wait to take a selfie by the sign next time I’m at the airport.” Some travelers have even requested that the signs remain permanently as a quirky addition to U.S. airports.

For everyday travelers, the signs offer a welcome distraction from airport delays, layovers, and security lines. Passengers have already been spotted snapping selfies with the signs, joking about their own “celebrity-level exit” as they head off on vacations or work trips.

“It’s rare that you see humor at the airport, and I love it,” said a passenger at JFK. “We’re so used to everything being rushed and serious; it’s nice to have a laugh before boarding.”

Even flight attendants and TSA agents are enjoying the new decor. “Usually, the only celebrities we see are in magazine headlines, so it’s fun to play along,” one agent noted. “If we spot a star heading for the ‘Celebrity Exit,’ we might just roll out a special send-off.”

Naturally, the signs have become an instant meme, with hashtags like #ExitHollywood and #BonVoyageCelebs trending across platforms. Some users have posted mock travel itineraries for their favorite stars, listing destinations like Canada, France, or Switzerland as “celebrity-approved” places to wait out the next four years.

One viral post reads, “Can we live-stream the ‘Movie Stars Leaving’ line at LAX? I’d pay for the ticket!” Another user quipped, “Anyone know if there’s a ‘Politicians Leaving’ sign too? Because some of them promised they’d go as well!”

The signs also inspired humorous suggestions for new airport amenities, like “VIP celebrity check-in” counters and “Express Goodbye” zones. “Let’s go all out,” wrote one fan. “Maybe we need some farewell speeches for Hollywood’s elite on their way out.”

Seeing an opportunity for a marketing boost, budget airline Sunjet has even introduced a limited-time “Celebrity Farewell” ticket special, offering one-way deals for “anyone who’s said they’d leave but hasn’t yet.” Their slogan: “If you meant it, we’ll help you get there!”

Although the promotion is clearly a joke, it’s led to an increase in online bookings for popular destinations like Canada, London, and even remote islands. “Hey, a laugh is a laugh, but we wouldn’t mind a celebrity on our flight,” said a Sunjet representative.

The airline’s move has generated both amusement and curiosity, with some passengers buying tickets for the novelty of it. “If nothing else, it’s a great story to tell people when I land,” one passenger joked. “Who knows? I might just end up on the same flight as my favorite movie star.”

While the signs are largely seen as humorous, they also point to the complex love-hate relationship Americans have with celebrity culture. Politicians, pop culture commentators, and fans alike have weighed in, noting that the annual threats of “leaving the country” have become a familiar, almost ritualistic part of the political season.

“It’s fascinating,” said cultural analyst Diane Warren. “These signs are both a joke and a reflection of how much influence celebrities have in politics. It’s as if their every move is both anticipated and, in some ways, challenged by the public.”

Whether the signs result in actual departures or simply serve as photo opportunities remains to be seen. So far, the FAA has no plans to remove them, citing positive feedback from travelers and a marked increase in “laughter per mile” ratings across participating airports.

Love it or hate it, the “Movie Stars Leaving the Country This Way” signs have tapped into something uniquely American—a mix of humor, resilience, and a sense of irony that thrives no matter which way the political winds blow.

With rumors swirling that Kid Rock has offered to sponsor even larger signs for the 2028 election cycle, one thing’s for sure: as long as celebrities vow to leave, there will always be someone waiting to show them the way.

NOTE: This is SATIRE, It’s Not True.