“I can’t believe it,” said Mike, a truck driver from Texas, while filling up his Ford F-150 for less than $2 a gallon. “This is the kind of change we’ve been waiting for. They said he’d bring back the good times, but I didn’t think he’d start with gas prices!”

Across states that voted overwhelmingly for Trump, scenes of celebration are breaking out at gas stations. In towns across Texas, Alabama, and Mississippi, drivers are lining up for miles, thrilled by prices that they haven’t seen in decades. Families are posting triumphant selfies at the pump, brandishing receipts that proudly display $1.99 or even $1.50 per gallon. Memes with slogans like “Thank you, Trump!” and “This is what winning feels like” are flooding social media.

“It’s like Black Friday, but for gas,” said one ecstatic Alabama resident who drove an extra 30 miles to fill up at a $1.89-per-gallon station. “Usually, I’m watching that meter go up like it’s my phone bill. Today? It barely moved. I filled my whole tank for less than 30 bucks!”

Some drivers are even filling extra gas cans and storing them in their garages, fearing that the prices might spike back up. “I’m stocking up now, just in case the ‘big oil’ guys try to mess with us,” said one driver who admitted to filling three gas cans “for the future.”

Curiously, the price drop appears to be isolated to red states, with gas stations in traditionally blue states seeing little to no change. Many in these states are finding themselves staring at $5-a-gallon signs while their red-state neighbors fill up for a fraction of the cost. Californians in particular have been vocal, with some residents openly wondering whether they should reconsider where they call home.

“Are we being punished for choosing electric vehicles and wind farms?” joked one California resident on Twitter. “If gas is $1.99 in red states, maybe I’ll pack up my Prius and head to Texas for the weekend!”

Even so, red-state leaders are calling the price drop an example of the “benefits of good governance.” Republican governors have rushed to praise the Trump administration, with some suggesting that it is “only fair” that those who voted for Trump receive economic rewards first.

“This is what we call a winning strategy,” declared the governor of Alabama. “These prices show that America is back, and we’re putting our citizens first. If you want to pay $5 a gallon, that’s your choice. But here, we’re about freedom—and affordable fuel.”

The phrase “This is just the beginning” has quickly become a rallying cry for Trump supporters, with many taking to social media to share their excitement and predictions for even greater savings. “Mark my words—next, it’ll be $1.50 a gallon,” wrote one user. Another posted, “If Trump can get gas down this low in a week, imagine where we’ll be by next year! This is what real leadership looks like.”

The slogan has even inspired impromptu roadside parties, where Trump supporters gather to wave flags, honk horns, and toast to what they’re calling “The Great Gas Comeback.” Some local businesses have joined in, with convenience stores offering discounts on coffee for anyone filling up at the new low prices.

While red-state drivers celebrate, economists and industry experts are left baffled. Traditionally, fuel prices are influenced by global oil supply and demand, refinery costs, and distribution logistics. Yet, none of these factors seem to explain the sudden, region-specific price drop.

“This is unprecedented,” said Dr. Emily Randall, an economist specializing in energy markets. “We’re witnessing a significant price disparity without any obvious catalyst, and we have no real explanation. It’s as if an invisible hand reached into the economy and said, ‘Red states, you’re getting a discount.’”

Conspiracy theories have, unsurprisingly, run wild. Some on social media have suggested that “big oil” companies orchestrated the price drop as a “thank you” to loyal Trump supporters. Others argue that this is a carefully planned political strategy to create a stark contrast between red and blue states.

“There’s no such thing as coincidence,” tweeted one user. “They know what they’re doing. Next thing you know, gas stations will be handing out MAGA hats with every fill-up!”

Not one to miss an opportunity, Trump himself has taken credit for the gas price drop, tweeting, “Only I could make this happen! Gas is now cheaper than bottled water in Red America. Let’s make gas GREAT again!” The tweet was met with fervent applause from his base, many of whom took to social media to share screenshots of their fuel receipts as proof.

Prominent Republican leaders have also chimed in, echoing Trump’s sentiment. “This is what happens when you have real leadership in the White House,” said one conservative senator. “Red-state residents are finally getting the break they deserve after years of skyrocketing costs.”

Democratic leaders, meanwhile, have called the situation “blatant favoritism,” with some urging investigations into potential price manipulation. “Americans everywhere should enjoy affordable gas, not just those in certain states,” one Democratic governor commented. “This is a political stunt at the expense of the rest of the country.”

In the blue states, the reaction has been less celebratory. Many are taking to social media to express envy—and frustration—over the disparity, with some Californians, New Yorkers, and Washingtonians even driving across state lines in search of lower prices.

“My gas is still $5.29 a gallon!” lamented one California resident. “Meanwhile, they’re paying $1.99 in Alabama? Where’s our discount?”

Others have gone beyond social media grumbling, organizing what they’re calling “Fuel Fairness” rallies to protest the perceived disparity. A protest in San Francisco drew dozens of electric car owners holding signs that read, “Equality at the Pump!” and “Green Energy, Red Prices!”

As the excitement over cheap gas grows in red states, experts are wary of declaring this the new normal. “Fuel markets are inherently volatile,” cautioned Dr. Randall. “It’s possible that these prices could spike again as quickly as they dropped. But for now, it appears that drivers in red states are enjoying a rare—and puzzling—break.”

For the time being, however, drivers in red states seem determined to make the most of their good fortune. “This is the kind of change we voted for,” said Mike, the Texas truck driver. “If gas prices are this good now, imagine what else is coming. This is just the beginning!”

As lines at gas stations continue to stretch down the block, one thing is clear: red-state drivers are revved up, ready to roll, and bracing themselves for the next chapter in what many are already calling “The Trump Fuel Era.”

NOTE: This is SATIRE, It’s Not True.