“Now that we have a government ready to shake things up, why not start with efficiency?” Musk tweeted. “We’ve got all these IRS agents combing through receipts—imagine if they used that attention to detail to spot smugglers instead.”

For Musk, this proposal is about maximizing efficiency in government. Known for combining disciplines in his own companies, Musk believes that federal agents should “wear multiple hats.” The IRS, he argues, has a team of meticulously trained agents who already excel at tracking down complex paper trails—skills that could supposedly translate well to border patrol duties.

“These are people trained to follow trails, sniff out discrepancies, and analyze details,” Musk tweeted. “The IRS and Border Patrol are actually more similar than people realize. It’s time we think outside the bureaucratic box.”

The tech billionaire elaborated in a follow-up post, “Imagine an IRS agent with a Tesla Cybertruck at the border. They could chase tax evaders by day, keep an eye on the border by night—let’s be real, we’re in a 24/7 world. Why not make use of our federal workforce to the fullest?”

Unsurprisingly, Musk’s idea has set social media ablaze, with some praising him as a “visionary” and others accusing him of launching another “publicity stunt.” Supporters argue that Musk’s history of shaking up industries could be just what the federal government needs.

“Elon redefined space travel, electric cars, and the internet. Maybe it’s time he gives government a makeover,” one fan tweeted. “Who better to bring logic to the chaos of federal agencies?”

Critics, however, see it differently. “My accountant doesn’t double as a security guard, and neither should an IRS agent,” a user tweeted in response. “Musk should focus on rockets and cars, not restructuring government.”

Amid the debates, some users have started creating memes envisioning IRS agents wielding calculators and binoculars, or accountants in tactical vests trying to decipher foreign invoices at the border.

One of the biggest questions raised by Musk’s proposal is whether the typical IRS agent—someone trained to examine financial records—could realistically take on the physical and tactical demands of border enforcement.

Musk, however, appears unfazed. “Every Tesla engineer learns about mechanics, software, and customer service. Why can’t IRS agents learn border control? Cross-training is the future,” he tweeted, suggesting that IRS agents could receive fast-track training to make the transition.

To make the change smoother, Musk also proposed deploying his Cybertruck at border stations. “Give these agents Cybertrucks and Starlink for communication,” he wrote. “Imagine the efficiency of a tech-driven border patrol where agents can analyze data in real-time as they secure the area.”

Economists and policy analysts are divided on the feasibility of Musk’s plan. Some applaud the idea as a bold approach to reforming bloated government agencies. “There’s no doubt that our federal system is overly compartmentalized,” said one analyst. “Reallocating IRS agents could reduce redundancies and allow for a leaner government.”

Other experts, however, aren’t convinced. “There’s a reason we don’t ask people trained in auditing to patrol our borders,” said a policy researcher. “You wouldn’t want a chef to manage cybersecurity—different jobs require different skills.”

The IRS itself has yet to comment on Musk’s idea, but insiders say the proposal has already led to some “uneasy chatter” among employees who never imagined themselves switching from tax enforcement to border security.

Interestingly, a few conservative lawmakers have rallied behind Musk’s vision, calling it a potential solution to address both border security and government spending. “We’re not talking about ordinary times; we’re talking about a world that needs efficiency,” tweeted one senator. “If Elon Musk thinks we can solve two problems at once, I’m all ears.”

Musk’s fans have even started a petition urging Congress to consider the “Audit and Patrol” plan. The hashtag #AuditAndPatrol is trending, with supporters highlighting how Musk’s “outside-the-box” ideas have pushed industries forward. “If Musk can revolutionize cars, rockets, and broadband, why not the government?” one supporter tweeted.

IRS agents, on the other hand, aren’t taking kindly to Musk’s proposal. “I trained to find deductions, not track down border crossers,” one anonymous IRS employee told reporters. “I appreciate Musk’s ambition, but I don’t see how analyzing spreadsheets prepared me for patrolling the border.”

IRS unions are already drafting statements opposing the idea, arguing that employees who entered the agency to work with numbers shouldn’t be forced into a physically demanding role without their consent. “It’s one thing to analyze deductions and another to analyze the desert at night with night vision goggles,” said a union representative.

This proposal reflects Musk’s broader philosophy of a cross-functional, efficiency-driven government, where traditional roles are merged and federal employees work across multiple disciplines. “Government could learn from startups,” Musk tweeted. “Imagine the productivity boost if everyone wore multiple hats. It’s not just about saving money; it’s about solving real problems with real solutions.”

Some fans have speculated that Musk’s idea isn’t so far-fetched, arguing that it could reduce the need for multiple agencies and allow for a leaner, more agile federal workforce. Critics, however, counter that the proposal oversimplifies the specialized nature of federal roles.

“Government isn’t a startup, and not everyone can do two jobs at once,” tweeted one policy analyst. “It’s not just about the cost of cross-training; it’s about effectiveness.”

To sweeten the deal, Musk has offered to personally supply Cybertrucks and Starlink for the proposed IRS-border patrol force. The vehicles, which Musk claims are “virtually indestructible,” would allow agents to handle the rugged terrain of the border while equipped with real-time communication.

“Picture it: IRS agents in Cybertrucks, zooming through the desert, powered by clean energy and ready to take on whatever comes their way,” Musk tweeted, adding a wink emoji. “It’s time to modernize, people.”

The proposed combination of Cybertrucks and Starlink has already led to fan art and concept mockups of “Border Bots,” showing IRS agents in futuristic vehicles using drones and AI to monitor border activity.

Although Musk’s plan has no official backing, it has sparked a larger discussion about how federal resources could be reallocated for maximum efficiency. Some advocates are pushing for a pilot program to test whether Musk’s vision could actually work.

For Musk, it’s another day of challenging norms and sparking debate. As he tweeted in his final post on the subject, “Whether or not it happens, it’s time we rethink the purpose of government roles. In a future driven by AI, flexibility is key.”

As #AuditAndPatrol continues trending, it remains to be seen if Musk’s proposal will gain enough traction to be taken seriously—or if it’s just another example of his wild ideas that push the boundaries of what we believe government could be.

NOTE: This is SATIRE, It’s Not True.